ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. *
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> *She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. *
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> *She immediately moved to another seat. *
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> *This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. *
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> *The man seemed more amused. *
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> *When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, *
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> *She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. *
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> *The case came up in court. *
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> *The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) *
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> *What he had to say for himself. *
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>
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> *The man replied, *
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> *'Well your Honor, it was like this: *
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> *When the lady got on the bus, *
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> *I couldn't help but notice her condition. *
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> *She sat down under a sign that said, *
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> *'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. *
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> *Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, *
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> *'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to
> smile. *
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> *Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, *
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> *'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly
> contain myself. *
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> * But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time *
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> *And sat under a sign that said, *
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> *'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!' *
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> *... I just lost it.' *
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> *'CASE DISMISSED!' *
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>
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> *Now keep that smile on your face and pass it on to someone
> else!*
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